12"

genre: TECHNO - MINIMAL

label: Turbo Recordings   Cat.No: turbo245

W/ MATIAS AGUAYO,EXTRAWELT,ARCHITECTURAL REMIXES

Tiga licenses one of his all-time favourite tracks for Turbo, complete with fresh remixes from label stalwarts Extrawelt and Architectural. Long-time Turbo fan Matias Aguayo debuts on the label with a fizzing Subway Mix.
When you love a record too much, you’ll soon find out if you have “what it takes” to make it your own. Such is the case for Turbo label boss Tiga, who has been playing 11Schnull & Newinfluenzer’s 2023 underground hit “Ich und meine Ubahn” in every one of his DJ sets since its non-Turbo release. But rampant passion for tunes isn’t always enough, and sometimes you have to step back and recognize that the music business is also a business. So our in-house Business Development team, who lately have been entirely focused* on finding the best way to monetize Tintin’s entrance into the public domain, got to work, successfully licensing the original and at the same time creating the entertaining and potentially life-saving opportunity to display how amicable the licensing process was.
All of this brings us to the remix package at hand. The electro programming and essentially perfect vocal performance of the 2023 original leave virtually no room for improvement, save for the fact that the 4:20 run time is not quite enough for the average touring DJ to satisfy his chatbot lover before having to begin the arduous task of selecting and mixing the next track. Therefore, we enlisted producers who are capable of interpreting the song from multiple planes of existence, namely Chilean-German wizard Matias Aguayo, French hardstyle wunderkind Krarmpf, German aesthetes Extrawelt, Hamburg electro master DJ MELL G, and Asturian intellectual god Architectural. To give you some idea, the planes evoked by these remixes are as follows: passed out on Ivermectin; finally beaten a pay-to-win mindfulness game; voted the Best Living Teen Artist by the readers of US Weekly; magically transformed into a muscular, expressionless little man; gone viral; and cured jet lag within our lifetime. It’s not for us to say which remix corresponds to which realm of human experience, but we do know it’s limited to those options.
Finally, please don’t invite a chatbot lover into your marriage. Your spouse cannot hope to compete. And know that this advice stems from our very best understanding of current world affairs and does not represent what a repressed Brit would refer to as “taking the piss.” At best, jokes are amusing and the fate of the human bedroom is no joke at all. [info sheet from distribution]